(not) cooler than u.

nanahiro:

chihiro fujisaki tellin it like it is

je-suis-swiss-cheese:

countdown till 4 brutally murders 3

get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

kingoftheniall:

On a scale from 1 to Samsung how much do you hate Apple?

bombing:

noseblow:

bombing:

i’m on a seafood diet. i only eat seafood

that’s not how the joke goes lmao

do my weight loss goals seem like a fucking joke to you

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

raspbeary:

petition for lana to do dark versions of all the disney songs cause damn

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

sodamnrelatable:

when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

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