I know everyone is entitled to their own opinion and have differing views and whatnot but how the fuck do you not like dogs
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
trying to talk to someone you really admire
I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
This is why my mom stopped letting me in the kitchen
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school
really close to my next thousand!!!! calories that ive consumed so far today